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10/7/24 01:20 (UTC)
hophophopper: Hopper1 Card in a field of flowers (0)
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[Video Caption: "Trying to find out who has been adding wasps to my search history..."

Video consists of a realistic-looking wasp plush being set down behind various Chemies while they aren't looking. Most of the Insect and Animal Chemies are not amused; the Vehicle, Cosmic, and Fantastic Chemies don't react at all. The Occult Chemies try to play with the plush, and both the Object and Job Chemies featured jump slightly before calming down and looking annoyed.

Hopper1 sees it in peripheral, jumps five feet in the air while screaming like something's trying to kill it, then flies away. Its tailwind manages to knock over the plush, as its scream dies off into the distance.

Ending caption: "Hopper1 and I should probably talk about this."]


[Hiikescue, at model-truck size, attempts to put out a discarded cigarette. Golddash drives by, a streamer attached saying, Only you can prevent forest fires!]


[Kaiserbee, Kamantis, Antrooper and Hopper1 all look at the camera, eyes wide.

Subtitles: Insects CAN be cute! Like if you agree!]


[Video title: "I GIVE YOU: THE CHEMYLYMPICS"

It's an hour long, consisting of various cross-Category Chemies doing various sports along with more esoteric competitive activities, like climbing curtains, doing parkour, or riding each other. The medal awards take up the last ten minutes of the video.

Kesuzo, Mechanichani, and Ninetail have all somehow accrued the most gold medals... When the ceremony is interrupted by Geryon.

Beating him up takes up the last three minutes of the video, whereupon the ceremony closes out triumphantly.]


"What video games do you like?"

[Sasukemaru looks briefly offscreen before replying:

Legend of Zelda, of course! Though I'm the only one who didn't find Majora's Mask too scary... I just really like the playstyle of the older games.]

"Huuuh. That's neat! Thanks for sharing."


[Video title: "WHERE'S THE MOCHI?!"

Video starts with a pile of multiple boxes of different flavors of mochi; the timelapse kicks in, and over the course of three hours various Chemies zoom in and out of focus, grabbing boxes.

Steamliner manages to grab the last box to itself one video still it's there, the next it's NOT... the timelapse ceases just in time for the camera to pan over, showing the train sharing some vanilla mochi with Hopper1.]


[Catchula, Bussasorry, Tsupparihebi, along with ALL the Insect Chemies, have something to say:]

"SCARY" animals deserve hugs, too!!

[To their favor, they are not crowding the camera, and are all giving their best puppy-dog eyes...]


["Sometimes watching our Chemies watch movies is more entertaining than ACTUALLY watching movies..."

Video starts, and it plays out an awful lot like a cat watching a horror movie - it appears Renge and Sabimaru are having a movie night, if the assemblage including both Hiikescue and Flayrose is any indication.

The pileup when everyone is startled by a scream-filled jumpscare is quite substantial - though seeing as that's also when the person holding the camera falls over laughing, there's no indication of how far into the film they actually are.]
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