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hophophopper((Because I write faster when it's crackfic, apparently. There may be some follow-up chapters, or story expansions.))
1. Level 10 Chemies will do what they want. That they stay in their cards is a choice, not a signal you can do anything you like to those cards.
2. The Cosmic and Fantastical Chemies will also do what they want.
--Unless you're Professor Kudoh!
---And even then...
3. If a Chemy comes up to you while you are in the lab, they are not asking for food. Chemies do not eat human food. Please stop trying to feed the Chemies.
--But you may pet a Chemy, since that is most likely what it wants.
---Unless it needs help. Even if it is just to explore a part of the Academy they can't normally reach.
4. Playing 'Hide and Seek' with Chemies, whether they are in or out of their cards, is disruptive to the Academy's environment.
--So we should ask Professor Kudoh for permission first? (A good assumption, but unfortunately no. And yes, I know about this list. -Fuuga Kudoh)
5. Saying you can 'Ride' any Chemy, whether they are a Vehicle Chemy or not, because they are stored in Ride Cards, is the kind of thinking that will leave you stranded on the roof with an annoyed Ancient Chemy refusing to help you. Please do not make this common mistake.
6. Just because the Chemies look interested when I talk about my younger siblings does NOT mean I should endeavor to bring them to the Academy.
--Or my kids
--Or my domestic partner (assuming they are not also an alchemist)
--Or my sibling's kids
7. NO PETS. More specifically, no pets are allowed within proximity of the Chemies when the latter are on campus. Please keep your pets on a leash and by your side. There has been enough collateral damage already, we do not need a repeat incident.
8. Reading to Chemies is perfectly acceptable. If you know a particular Chemy to have a literary preference in being read to, please list it here.
9. Teaching a Chemy to write, however, requires permission from Professor Kudoh. Apparently having someone prank him by pretending to be a Chemy leaving notes was one time too many...
10. Yes, Chemies are easily portable (should they cooperate). This does NOT mean you should feel compelled to take them home at any excuse.
--But I want to shower them with love and affection!
---Then do it at the Academy. And if it's not the kind of gesture you can do at the Academy, you probably shouldn't do it!
----Press X to Doubt.
1. Level 10 Chemies will do what they want. That they stay in their cards is a choice, not a signal you can do anything you like to those cards.
2. The Cosmic and Fantastical Chemies will also do what they want.
--Unless you're Professor Kudoh!
---And even then...
3. If a Chemy comes up to you while you are in the lab, they are not asking for food. Chemies do not eat human food. Please stop trying to feed the Chemies.
--But you may pet a Chemy, since that is most likely what it wants.
---Unless it needs help. Even if it is just to explore a part of the Academy they can't normally reach.
4. Playing 'Hide and Seek' with Chemies, whether they are in or out of their cards, is disruptive to the Academy's environment.
--So we should ask Professor Kudoh for permission first? (A good assumption, but unfortunately no. And yes, I know about this list. -Fuuga Kudoh)
5. Saying you can 'Ride' any Chemy, whether they are a Vehicle Chemy or not, because they are stored in Ride Cards, is the kind of thinking that will leave you stranded on the roof with an annoyed Ancient Chemy refusing to help you. Please do not make this common mistake.
6. Just because the Chemies look interested when I talk about my younger siblings does NOT mean I should endeavor to bring them to the Academy.
--Or my kids
--Or my domestic partner (assuming they are not also an alchemist)
--Or my sibling's kids
7. NO PETS. More specifically, no pets are allowed within proximity of the Chemies when the latter are on campus. Please keep your pets on a leash and by your side. There has been enough collateral damage already, we do not need a repeat incident.
8. Reading to Chemies is perfectly acceptable. If you know a particular Chemy to have a literary preference in being read to, please list it here.
9. Teaching a Chemy to write, however, requires permission from Professor Kudoh. Apparently having someone prank him by pretending to be a Chemy leaving notes was one time too many...
10. Yes, Chemies are easily portable (should they cooperate). This does NOT mean you should feel compelled to take them home at any excuse.
--But I want to shower them with love and affection!
---Then do it at the Academy. And if it's not the kind of gesture you can do at the Academy, you probably shouldn't do it!
----Press X to Doubt.
Tags:
"The Incident", 1965
19/6/24 01:12 (UTC)They started this by pairing up the Insect Chemies, highest power difference to lowest, in glass chambers.
Before they could draw any results from the experiment, however, the Vehicle Chemies (there being only three in the Academy at that time) sounded the alarm and burst into the lab, stopping the procedure.
Additional note, translation courtesy of X Wizard: Beetl-X: I made sure to train all my younger siblings in how to break barriers after this happened! While it is my special ability, each Insect Chemy now has a way to express a smaller version of this power that accentuates their strengths. That's being a responsible Onee-Sama!